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That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
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I get to see fun. and Imagine Dragons this summer! Woo hoo!
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60 EVERYDAY LIFE Lessons FROM "ALL THAT"
1: If it looks bad, smells bad, and tastes bad, then it might be... this old burrito!
2: If your phone rings, pick it up. If your butt rings, see a doctor.
3: To get your teacher's attention, it's a bad idea to scream " Hey look over here you freakish animal".
4: If you smell smoke in the hallway, you say "fire". If you smell smoke in your pants you say "why am I smelling my pants?"
5: It's not okay to eat breakfast cereal out of your underpants.
6: Homework bad, pizza good.
7: Girls don't like it when boys take their sandwich and run away screaming " Hey look who's got your sandwich now".
8: When you cough something up, never take it to school and tell people it's your friend Robert.
9: Don't pour soup on yourself and run around shouting " Hey everybody, look at me I'm soupgirl".
10: Never kick a man when he's down, just look at him and scream " Hey, get up you down on the ground weirdo".
11: It's rude to walk up to an old person and say, "Hey, has your face always looked like that, or have you just been underwater for the last twenty years?"
12: Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder how this song ever became so stinking popular.
13: If you're drinking apple juice, and it feels warm, odds are that ain't apple juice.
14: Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe, catch a tiger by its toe. If it hollers, let it go, because if you don't he's going to kill you!
15: Next time you're sick, take a piece of ham and rub it around your skin. You won't feel any better, but hey, you'll smell like ham!
16: All is fair in love and war. All is smelly in a closet full of baboons.
17: Hey diddle-diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish exploded.
18: The early bird gets the worm. FINE! I don't want the worm.
19: Cheaters never prosper. That is, unless they bought my new book, Cheating the Denberg Way. Available wherever fine books are sold.
20: Tell your brother that if he eats a lot of uncooked popcorn kernels he will explode.
21: It's rude to cover a cow with glue and taunt it by saying "Sticky Cow, Sticky Cow, OOOOOOOOH! Sticky Cow!"
22: When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When left in the sun, mayonaisse grows hair.
23: Oh, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Oh, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Oh, I hate the Macarena!
24: If you're on a first date, it's a bad idea to say "So, what's the biggest loogie you've ever hocked up?"
25: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. If a giant chariot wheel rolls on your foot, go "YEEOOW!"
26: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill just laughed as Jack lay there unconscious.
You should always brush your teeth three times a day. You should never fill your pants with infected fish.
27: Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun.
28: When it rains, it pours. When there's a nail in your eye, you go "AHHHHHH!"
29: If you see somebody drowning, try throwing a popcorn in their mouth.
30: There's 16 ounces in a pound. There's 38 sheep in my pants.
31: If your name is Steven and you have a turkey named Stefan, then come Thanksgiving, you'll be Steven, stuffing Stefan!
32: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in your pants can be very uncomfortable.
33: When it rains, it pours. When it snows, it's cold.
34: You are what you eat. I am thirteen tacos and a stick of butter.
35: This little piggy went outside. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy came off! (ripping off her toe)
35: If you can count to seventeen on one hand, then good luck finding gloves, you seventeen-fingered freak!
36: Revenge is sweet. Not as sweet as 10 pounds of sugar!
37: If you fall in the mud, it's not a good idea to stand up and say "I AM THE KING OF MUD CITY, AND YOU ARE ALL MY MUD PEOPLE!"
38: If you hang a turkey from your Christmas tree and it's the fourth of July, then congratulations, you're a blonde!
39: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb with a side of mashed potatoes.
40: Miss Susie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim. She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water; he ate up all the soap; he tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't go down his throat. 41: The moral of this story is don't name your baby Tiny Tim.
42: If you've just eaten, wait twenty minutes before swimming. If you can't swim, wait twenty minutes before drowning.
43: If you have a fear of spiders, then you have arachnophobia. If you have a fear of breathing, then you have about four minutes to live.
44: It's fun to play in the snow. It's not fun to play in a bathtub full of vomit.
45: It's no fun to go to the dentist, especially if your dentist pushed you down a flight of stairs.
46: There's no such thing as a stupid question...unless the question is, "JJ, can I borrow 20 dollars?" NO!
47: If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in some yabba-dabba doo.
48: If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable.
49: Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. Jimmy got hit with a melon, and I still don't care.
50: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're not happy and you don't know it, clap your monkey.
51: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, how I wonder how you smell.
52: If you barf in an elevator, don't respond by saying, "I shouldn't have eaten that large pizza."
53: Mary had a little lamb. I squished it with my foot.
54: Wise men say that he who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.
56: It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to talk with a mouthful of baby squirrels.
57: If your teacher gives you an F, it's wrong to say, "What did you expect, moron? I didn't study!"
58: If your grandmother gives you a pretty new sweater as a gift, it's wrong to thank her by wrapping it around her neck and squeezing till she turns blue.
59: When an adult asks you what you wanna be when you grow up, don't say, "Well, I wanna be a big old loser, just like you!"
60: Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the noise it makes when it hits your Uncle Benny in the booty.
I hate having a headcold and not being able to breathe! It makes working out damn near painful.
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber: He said rape happens for a reason. When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him. When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”. He’s a spoiled little brat. Not legit reasons to hate...
Lizzie McGuire is the Disney Channel! :-D
I have a new favorite app! You can actually soundtrack your life! And add pictures from instagram or just from your from or computer! Its perfect, because sometimes a song gets the situation better than anything else and I wanna share it. I would like to thank Sophia Bush for mentioning it on Twitter. I am now obsessed!