May 2013
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
awindowtothewest:
the-queen-of-anchors:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
beelzebub-36:
arthur-christmas-claus:
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And...
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Kanrocksas
I get to see fun. and Imagine Dragons this summer! Woo hoo!
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
powerhull:
kansasprincess97:
oh-hi-hoe:
sleepingwithsharma:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
14 million ! whohoo!
If this get’s to 50 million notes, I will talk to Disney and totally fuck them up with this.
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60 EVERYDAY LIFE Lessons FROM "ALL THAT"
1: If it looks bad, smells bad, and tastes bad, then it might be... this old burrito!
2: If your phone rings, pick it up. If your butt rings, see a doctor.
3: To get your teacher's attention, it's a bad idea to scream " Hey look over here you freakish animal".
4: If you smell smoke in the hallway, you say "fire". If you smell smoke in your pants you say "why am I smelling my pants?"
5: It's not okay to eat breakfast cereal out of your underpants.
6: Homework bad, pizza good.
7: Girls don't like it when boys take their sandwich and run away screaming " Hey look who's got your sandwich now".
8: When you cough something up, never take it to school and tell people it's your friend Robert.
9: Don't pour soup on yourself and run around shouting " Hey everybody, look at me I'm soupgirl".
10: Never kick a man when he's down, just look at him and scream " Hey, get up you down on the ground weirdo".
11: It's rude to walk up to an old person and say, "Hey, has your face always looked like that, or have you just been underwater for the last twenty years?"
12: Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder how this song ever became so stinking popular.
13: If you're drinking apple juice, and it feels warm, odds are that ain't apple juice.
14: Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe, catch a tiger by its toe. If it hollers, let it go, because if you don't he's going to kill you!
15: Next time you're sick, take a piece of ham and rub it around your skin. You won't feel any better, but hey, you'll smell like ham!
16: All is fair in love and war. All is smelly in a closet full of baboons.
17: Hey diddle-diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish exploded.
18: The early bird gets the worm. FINE! I don't want the worm.
19: Cheaters never prosper. That is, unless they bought my new book, Cheating the Denberg Way. Available wherever fine books are sold.
20: Tell your brother that if he eats a lot of uncooked popcorn kernels he will explode.
21: It's rude to cover a cow with glue and taunt it by saying "Sticky Cow, Sticky Cow, OOOOOOOOH! Sticky Cow!"
22: When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When left in the sun, mayonaisse grows hair.
23: Oh, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Oh, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Oh, I hate the Macarena!
24: If you're on a first date, it's a bad idea to say "So, what's the biggest loogie you've ever hocked up?"
25: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. If a giant chariot wheel rolls on your foot, go "YEEOOW!"
26: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill just laughed as Jack lay there unconscious.
You should always brush your teeth three times a day. You should never fill your pants with infected fish.
27: Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun.
28: When it rains, it pours. When there's a nail in your eye, you go "AHHHHHH!"
29: If you see somebody drowning, try throwing a popcorn in their mouth.
30: There's 16 ounces in a pound. There's 38 sheep in my pants.
31: If your name is Steven and you have a turkey named Stefan, then come Thanksgiving, you'll be Steven, stuffing Stefan!
32: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in your pants can be very uncomfortable.
33: When it rains, it pours. When it snows, it's cold.
34: You are what you eat. I am thirteen tacos and a stick of butter.
35: This little piggy went outside. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy came off! (ripping off her toe)
35: If you can count to seventeen on one hand, then good luck finding gloves, you seventeen-fingered freak!
36: Revenge is sweet. Not as sweet as 10 pounds of sugar!
37: If you fall in the mud, it's not a good idea to stand up and say "I AM THE KING OF MUD CITY, AND YOU ARE ALL MY MUD PEOPLE!"
38: If you hang a turkey from your Christmas tree and it's the fourth of July, then congratulations, you're a blonde!
39: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb with a side of mashed potatoes.
40: Miss Susie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim. She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water; he ate up all the soap; he tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't go down his throat. 41: The moral of this story is don't name your baby Tiny Tim.
42: If you've just eaten, wait twenty minutes before swimming. If you can't swim, wait twenty minutes before drowning.
43: If you have a fear of spiders, then you have arachnophobia. If you have a fear of breathing, then you have about four minutes to live.
44: It's fun to play in the snow. It's not fun to play in a bathtub full of vomit.
45: It's no fun to go to the dentist, especially if your dentist pushed you down a flight of stairs.
46: There's no such thing as a stupid question...unless the question is, "JJ, can I borrow 20 dollars?" NO!
47: If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in some yabba-dabba doo.
48: If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable.
49: Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. Jimmy got hit with a melon, and I still don't care.
50: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're not happy and you don't know it, clap your monkey.
51: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, how I wonder how you smell.
52: If you barf in an elevator, don't respond by saying, "I shouldn't have eaten that large pizza."
53: Mary had a little lamb. I squished it with my foot.
54: Wise men say that he who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.
56: It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to talk with a mouthful of baby squirrels.
57: If your teacher gives you an F, it's wrong to say, "What did you expect, moron? I didn't study!"
58: If your grandmother gives you a pretty new sweater as a gift, it's wrong to thank her by wrapping it around her neck and squeezing till she turns blue.
59: When an adult asks you what you wanna be when you grow up, don't say, "Well, I wanna be a big old loser, just like you!"
60: Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the noise it makes when it hits your Uncle Benny in the booty.
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Sick
I hate having a headcold and not being able to breathe! It makes working out damn near painful.
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April 2013
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
He said rape happens for a reason.
When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate...
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WooHoo
Lizzie McGuire is the Disney Channel! :-D
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Soundtracking!
I have a new favorite app! You can actually soundtrack your life! And add pictures from instagram or just from your from or computer!
Its perfect, because sometimes a song gets the situation better than anything else and I wanna share it.
I would like to thank Sophia Bush for mentioning it on Twitter. I am now obsessed!
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